News Jan 26, 2011 at 9:34 am

Good Morning, News!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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IN OTHER NEWS, YOU MIGHT CHECK OUT THIS HERE MANLY BIRTHDAY GIFT. I WANT ONE! AND THE GUY'S BLOG DESCRIBES HIMSELF AS "AN ARM WRESTLING CHAMPION AND PROFESSIONAL BOUNTY HUNTER IN PORTLAND, OREGON." WTF? HAS ANYONE HEARD OF HIM? DOES HE POST ON BLOGTOWN? WHY NOT??
http://tylerriewer.tumblr.com/post/2828628…
Reymont on January 26, 2011 at 9:46 AM Report this
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MORNING BEEZIES!

"ON KNEES FOR JESUS" *SNICKER*
kiala on January 26, 2011 at 9:59 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING BTWN. HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU SLEEP WELL? INTERESTING NEWS POST TODAY. I'D WATCH THE MICHELE BACHMANN VIDEO, BUT IT LOOKS CREEPY AS HELL.
Fruit Cup on January 26, 2011 at 10:05 AM Report this
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THE KINGS OF LEON VS. RYAN MURPHY THING IS LOTS OF FUN: NO ONE WALKS OUT OF THAT ONE LOOKING GOOD. SLASH SOUNDS LIKE AN IDIOT, TOO.

ALSO, MR. VORIS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? AND "S.T.B."? SELF-TORMENTING BOY-MAN? SHIT-TALKING BAG O' DOUCHE?
on January 26, 2011 at 10:18 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING! SPLIT THE U.S. INTO FOUR PARTS, THEN EACH OF US CAN CHOOSE OUR PREFERRED DICTATOR: MICHELE BACHMANN, JUSTIN BIEBER, BEN ALI, OR JIMMY BUFFETT.
Todd Mecklem on January 26, 2011 at 10:22 AM Report this
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YEAH, WHAT TODD SAID!
snookiloving on January 26, 2011 at 10:24 AM Report this
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YEAH, FUCK YOU KINGS OF LEON.

GOOD MORNING!
on January 26, 2011 at 10:30 AM Report this
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NO, MORE LIKE NOT WHAT TODD SAID. NOT EVEN.

ALTHOUGH, YEAH, SPLIT THE U.S., PLEASE.

U.S. OUT OF CASCADIA!
ROM on January 26, 2011 at 11:44 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, SLOG! GOOD MORNING, DAN!

HOW IS EVEYRONE?!

WHY IS MISHELL BACKMAN'S FACE SO BOTOXED?!? IT MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE IN MY COLON AND PROSTATE AREAS.
Graham on January 26, 2011 at 12:25 PM Report this
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

I AM ON A RUN SO EVERYTHING FEELS TOO SURREALISTIC TO COMMENT ON.

JUSTIN BIEBER FOR GOV. OF THE CITY OF NY! BRING THOSE (LEGAL) HOOKERS BACK WHERE NOW THE DISNEY STREET IS!!! THE LION KING SHOW THERE IS CREEPY!!!
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 26, 2011 at 12:39 PM Report this
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SO NO ONE HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT MYSTERIOUS ARM WRESTLING CHAMPS / BOUNTY HUNTERS IN OUR MIDST? I WAS ONLY TRYING TO CONTRIBUTE TO OUR MORNING DISCUSSION, PEOPLE! NEXT TIME I'LL WORK IN A BIEBER REFERENCE, BUT RIGHT NOW I HAVE TOO MUCH POUTING TO DO.
Reymont on January 26, 2011 at 1:35 PM Report this
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FINE REYMONT, I'LL COMMENT ON THAT:

"PROFESSIONAL BOUNTY HUNTER?" AS OPPOSED TO AN AMATEUR ONE? THE TERM "BOUNTY HUNTER" CLEARLY MEANS THAT YOU'RE HUNTING PEOPLE FOR MONEY. I GUESS IF YOU WERE BOUNTY HUNTING TO GIVE THE PROCEEDS TO CHARITY OR SOMETHING? THEN YOU'D JUST BE A NOT FOR PROFIT BOUNTY HUNTER THOUGH I THINK.
Commenty Colin on January 26, 2011 at 2:09 PM Report this
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CASCADIA OUT OF THE U.N.! THE U.N. WANTS YOUR GUNS!
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 26, 2011 at 2:22 PM Report this
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CHRIST, LEAKY, YOU'RE COMMENTING WHILE "ON A RUN"? STOP AND SMELL THE BLOGTOWN, MAN. LIFE'S NOT A RACE. (UNLESS "ON A RUN" MEANS "PEAKING ON VARIOUS UNTESTED HALLUCINOGENIC ALKALOIDS," IN WHICH CASE, CARRY ON.)
Todd Mecklem on January 26, 2011 at 3:13 PM Report this
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ERM, YES TO ALL, TODD. AND NO TO THE OBVIOUS WRONG ONES.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 26, 2011 at 7:15 PM Report this

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