Ted Haggard: Yep, I'm Bi

Comments

1
Riiiiiiigggghhhht. Just like all of the other people I know that go buy drugs and then "throw them away."
2
"Hey, I'm a masturbation guy!"

OK, who's printing up the t-shirts?
3
Hey I only bought that cocaine so I could compulsively beat off for 8 hours ...errr straight.