Free Pornography on Amtrak Cascades!

Comments

1
OH SHIT I LITERALLY JUST BOOKED TICKETS ON AMTRAK

THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS
2
Gives new meaning to "Bullet Train."
3
I hope they'll also supply free blankets so you can "pitch a tent" on your lap.
4
Mee too Scrummy!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
5
I love riding the train. This will make it that much more awesome!