"Just friends", eh?... I smell some classic Vanilla Ice drama! (and farm-animal poo, yikes ;-P)

If you replace "Bucky Buckaroo" with "TSW," the story is equally accurate.

Except that goat and I did dry hump once.

I'm sorry you have to work for a monster like Humphrey. I have a few quick tips for Steve, so he can address (and correct) this kind of unacceptable workplace behavior, and make everything all right:

1. Stop. This management style is simply unacceptable, and will lead to a lawsuit one day.

2. Collaborate. Instead of making Ned do whatever crazy thing enters your glue-addled gourd, maybe work with him to achieve the post you want.

3. Listen. The key to effective management is understanding and addressing the needs of one's underlings.

Other than that, I'm glad to see Ice is back, and getting some brand new attention.

@Joneser WiN!

Ned, I'm sorry to hear that WSH acts so ill toward you. He's probably just jealous because you're out getting yours.

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7klcNEnwshM
Just loop the first five seconds.

You fell for the old "you will be killed then fired" gag? It has never been proven beyond a reasonable doubt that WSH has ever actually done that to anyone.

BTW, the boss never "ducks out early." The boss, by definition, is ALWAYS working, even when swilling bourbon while getting head from, well, whoever the hell is down there.

re: "BTW, the boss never "ducks out early." The boss, by definition, is ALWAYS working, even when swilling bourbon while getting head from, well, whoever the hell is down there."


Listen to Todd.

what if 'down there' there is a kangaroo?

And Vanilla Ice is being interviewed because...