Sir in honor of your post in what I can only assume is my honor, I will drop a deuce in the likeness of Justin Bieber posthaste!!!

Speaking of cats, will Trivia Cat ever see the light of day again? Or is he/she/it irretreviably broken? Also, I thought Alison was in charge of he/she/it. If so, she has more than one cat. Am I right?

If I get this for my cat, will he stop getting himself stuck in the dresser, spending all day in it, and ultimately shitting the drawer he's stuck in? Does it come with a guarantee to that effect? If so, SOLD!