Food and Drink Jan 31, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Girl Scouts Fire Some Cookies

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As long as the Samoas survive, I'm cool with it.
LokNaar on January 31, 2011 at 3:00 PM Report this
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This seems like a good lesson to young girls: be popular or get out!
Chris Freeman on January 31, 2011 at 3:23 PM Report this
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"Dulce de Leche"? "Shout Outs!"? "Thank You Berry Munch"? "Thanks-A-Lot"? I HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THESE SO-CALLED "VARIETIES." Get the fuck out, crappy Girl Scout Cookies! No one even knew you existed in the first place!

btw thin mints ftw
Erik Henriksen on January 31, 2011 at 3:30 PM Mercury Staff
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Get rid of the only variety with a Spanish name,
really? Can we at least rename that other variety
Lemon César Chávez Cremes?
Todd Mecklem on January 31, 2011 at 3:30 PM Report this
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What LokNaar said.
ERN on January 31, 2011 at 4:11 PM Report this
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I'm pretty sure Thank U Berry Munch knew its days were numbered.
on January 31, 2011 at 4:13 PM Report this
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Yep, I'm with LokNaar and ERN. Don't fuck with my Samoas.
pork chop on January 31, 2011 at 4:15 PM Report this
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They MUST keep the peanut butter ones. Anything that has a picture on the box of a girl putting things in her ass must live on forever! (Go ahead, look at the box...)
Cosmic Charlie on January 31, 2011 at 5:55 PM Report this
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I'm not convinced the ones that they are eliminating were ever released. Has anyone had any of these rogue cookies?
luckymike on January 31, 2011 at 8:51 PM Report this
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@Cosmic Charlie -- Nice Ass.

It looks like the girl scouts are afraid to sell cookies in neighborhoods with streets named César Chávez. Don't even bother now with no Dulce de Leche or Limonadas.
Rosy on February 1, 2011 at 1:31 AM Report this
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Meh...I personally quit buying Girl Scout Cookies once I learned the girls don't actually bake them! Damn lazy, good-for-nothing kids.
dimag05 on February 1, 2011 at 9:06 AM Report this
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Cut whatever doesn't make a high enough profit! How American.
ScrumYummy on February 1, 2011 at 10:49 AM Report this
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As a vegan, I'm offended by Girl Scout cookies.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on February 1, 2011 at 12:18 PM Report this
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As a Girl Scout Cookie lover, I am offended by offended vegans.
CookieLover on February 27, 2011 at 10:31 AM Report this

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