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Good morning, friends.

Let's start the day with a little game of Marry/Fuck/Punch, featuring: Egypt, Snow, Cyclones.

I would marry Egypt, Fuck Cyclones, and Punch Snow.
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GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN. DID I MISS THE MEMO ABOUT CAPS?

I TOTALLY BELIEVE ANYTHING TARA REID SAYS.

JONESER: YOU CAN'T FUCK A CYCLONE, BUT I'M PREPARED TO FUND YOUR ATTEMPT.
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Those people in the midwest derserve all of the bad weather they're receiving. It's God's punishment for living in a fly-over state.

Glenn Beck was trying to call the Egyptian protests a "Franz Ferdinand moment" http://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/scott-… I was unaware that Glenn Beck was in to gay dance music.
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And the Blazers beat the Spurs and LaMarcus had a career high 40 points. Woohoooooooo!
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Not that it helps the bicyclist at all, but the crazy drugged out lady dragged the bike for a mile, not the human...
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Good Morning Boozytoonies!

I would marry Punxsutawney Phil, Fuck Egypt, and Kill Charlie Sheen.
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Hey Editor, nice job mangling the truth once again. She dragged the BIKE for a mile.
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Paul, her name is SARAH. Show some respect for your betters, please.
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(nervously turns of the caps lock key). Uh, um, hi Blogtown...

New shit has come to light! Tara was quoting Jeff Bridges with the context all mixed up. They just said if one was made, then it would need to have the original cast.
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Good morning, news...readers! I hope you are all well today! I have mixed feelings about a Big Lebowski 2, it's a great movie for sure. One of my favorites, but I'm really not sure what they could do to add to it. Still, it'd be neat.
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Fuck a groundhog, marry a groundhog, punch a groundhog, promise change to a groundhog, have domestic abuse charges dropped by a groundhog, attend counseling with a groundhog, enjoy a cautiously optimistic time with a groundhog, punch a groundhog, have restraining order filed against me by a groundhog, divorced by a groundhog, get beaten up by new boyfriend of a groundhog, spend remaining years pining for a groundhog.

Fuck a cyclone again.
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Look at the car in the first shot. It's the smallest car in the world, and that is why he is screaming!!!
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I'd be cool with more Lebowski, but how about that Barton Fink sequel already?
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SO GRAHAM IS LEADING EVERYONE AROUND BY THE NOSE? I SAY GRAHAM OUT! TAKE YOUR PRIVATE JET AND FLY STRAIGHT TO JEDDAH!

OH, SHIT, HERE COME THE CAMELS WITH WHIPS...

...OR IS IT JUST THE SHROOMS?
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Good afternoon, Blogtoons! I like natural leaders. Like the leader of the all caps revolution, and he who returned the typing in GMN to its natural state. Maybe next we will all have to acclimate to OnE cApS oN oNe CaPs OfF!

I also like the leader of naming groups of GMN bloggers, and perhaps even shit-pot-stirring leaders who speak truths about boring followers.

That said: MARRY: The sun. FUCK: Kacey Jordan in the sun. PUNCH: Anything not in the sun.