Those people in the midwest derserve all of the bad weather they're receiving. It's God's punishment for living in a fly-over state.
Glenn Beck was trying to call the Egyptian protests a "Franz Ferdinand moment" http://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/scott-… I was unaware that Glenn Beck was in to gay dance music.
(nervously turns of the caps lock key). Uh, um, hi Blogtown...
New shit has come to light! Tara was quoting Jeff Bridges with the context all mixed up. They just said if one was made, then it would need to have the original cast.
Good morning, news...readers! I hope you are all well today! I have mixed feelings about a Big Lebowski 2, it's a great movie for sure. One of my favorites, but I'm really not sure what they could do to add to it. Still, it'd be neat.
Fuck a groundhog, marry a groundhog, punch a groundhog, promise change to a groundhog, have domestic abuse charges dropped by a groundhog, attend counseling with a groundhog, enjoy a cautiously optimistic time with a groundhog, punch a groundhog, have restraining order filed against me by a groundhog, divorced by a groundhog, get beaten up by new boyfriend of a groundhog, spend remaining years pining for a groundhog.
Good afternoon, Blogtoons! I like natural leaders. Like the leader of the all caps revolution, and he who returned the typing in GMN to its natural state. Maybe next we will all have to acclimate to OnE cApS oN oNe CaPs OfF!
I also like the leader of naming groups of GMN bloggers, and perhaps even shit-pot-stirring leaders who speak truths about boring followers.
That said: MARRY: The sun. FUCK: Kacey Jordan in the sun. PUNCH: Anything not in the sun.
Let's start the day with a little game of Marry/Fuck/Punch, featuring: Egypt, Snow, Cyclones.
I would marry Egypt, Fuck Cyclones, and Punch Snow.
I TOTALLY BELIEVE ANYTHING TARA REID SAYS.
JONESER: YOU CAN'T FUCK A CYCLONE, BUT I'M PREPARED TO FUND YOUR ATTEMPT.
Glenn Beck was trying to call the Egyptian protests a "Franz Ferdinand moment" http://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/scott-… I was unaware that Glenn Beck was in to gay dance music.
I would marry Punxsutawney Phil, Fuck Egypt, and Kill Charlie Sheen.
New shit has come to light! Tara was quoting Jeff Bridges with the context all mixed up. They just said if one was made, then it would need to have the original cast.
Fuck a cyclone again.
OH, SHIT, HERE COME THE CAMELS WITH WHIPS...
...OR IS IT JUST THE SHROOMS?
I also like the leader of naming groups of GMN bloggers, and perhaps even shit-pot-stirring leaders who speak truths about boring followers.
That said: MARRY: The sun. FUCK: Kacey Jordan in the sun. PUNCH: Anything not in the sun.