Media Feb 4, 2011 at 11:44 am

The Littlest Darth Vader

Marjorie Skinner
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Our little Marjorie is finally growing up getting the hots for mature responsible men. It must be baby fever.
Rosy on February 4, 2011 at 12:18 PM Report this
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Ouch, a portion of my childhood was an experiment in brand co-opting.
kowalabearhugs on February 4, 2011 at 12:21 PM Report this
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Which news will the parents have to break to this kid first?

1. "Santa doesn't exist, kiddo."

2. "Sorry son, you don't have magical powers worthy of a Space Samurai Monk Wizard Person in a Robot Suit."
Another World Blog on February 4, 2011 at 12:34 PM Report this
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Message: "Parents that buy Volkswagon raise retarded-mute-disfigured-children-too-horrible-to-look-at. Buy our product."
on February 4, 2011 at 2:24 PM Report this
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@Rosy +1
Marjorie on February 4, 2011 at 4:33 PM Report this
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My folks did this to me with our first remote-controlled television set.
nwspirit on February 4, 2011 at 6:19 PM Report this

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