Good Morning, News!

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I'M SLEEPY SO I READ THIS AS MEANING THAT BIG BIRD AND RON PAUL PARTIED AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION AND GAVE EACH OTHER COLD SORES. AND THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME.
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@Todd, that's truly horrifying. Good morning nonetheless!

Portland cabbies can be a handful too. I've had a few rides where the driver was definitely drunker than I was. One time I rode in one where the driver just stopped in the middle of the intersection, completely perplexed. Very nerve wracking.
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Rats, I hate when I can't figure out the comment function!

Sorry if this duplicates -

I thought the savings in student loans came from making the program internal to avoid paying fees to Sallie Mae, a great idea. There would actually be more money available to loan, not less.
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Well Mubarak, looks like it's Sadat Sadat Sadat's all folks