Our Newest Intern's Valentine's Day "Findz"

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Nice. Intern trolling the dog lovers. Well played.
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Did the Merc give you a budget for this or are you paying out of pocket?
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I saw a dude on the bus this morning with a gigantic cellophane-wrapped basket filled with a bear and chocolate and flowers and stuff. The bear reminded me of that huge stuffed bear that hangs out in the limo in Die Hard. The bigger the better!

Maybe you can melt that chocolate down, and then dip things in it.
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Welcome!

You said "I thought the card was tits," and I almost started to ask if tits were "good" or "bad."

Breaking: TITS ARE AWESOME.

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Don't eat that chocolate, get fat, and then fight a blog war against Humphrey. His heart can't take it. Liver either.
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No dog trolling going on. It is Hershey chocolate and a pit bull so no chance of dog brain damage.

He can eat the whole damn Milk Chocolate thing, 48 ounces. Mild signs of toxicity can occur when 0.7 ounces per pound of body weight is ingested. Severe signs occur when 2 ounces per pound of body weight is ingested.

The too much sugar will cause obesity, dental problems, and diabetes just like owners of fat dogs.
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Wow, Rosy, I'm impressed. That's a heck of a display of knowledge. It's funny, the image. Most dog owners I know go spastic when their dogs get close to chocolate.
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Tits or GTFO (sorry, someone said tits, couldn't help it)
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I could give two shakes about this article. The writing, on the other hand, is making me haz a sad. My English major heart just broke a little this V.Day.
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@Robocat At first, I thought the weird syntax was part of the gag. After reading it a second time though...

Then again, I is a history major. But, in the meantime: http://www.flickr.com/photos/eyewindows/54…
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@Super,
Of course it's part of the gag; 'I am sad' or 'this is saddening to me' just isn't the same ;)
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PS
Love teh kitteh pictoor.