ouch

vague to the point of: why bother?

@ Smut, just because you don't understand something doesn't make it vague.

OOh, good one Colin, you totally BURNED that internet commenter!

Not another SOB story. Change your name to something original, then this shit won't happen to you. Also makes it easier for crazy exes to stalk you, and who knows, you might get a nostalgic hookup out of the deal.

OK, I do feel bad for anyone dealing with unrequited "interested in." But don't tell the Mercury about it or SOBs like me *will* snark you.