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1
um...what happens when ya gotta make wee wee? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
2
If the crane collapses, fun call to your insurance company. "Yes, I'd like to report that my car was just crushed by a falling dinner party. Hello? HELLO?"
3
I think they are taking the Oregon open meeting law a bit to literally.

I could eat for a year for the 1000€ per plate price.

In Vegas baby you can eat rubber chicken for about $300.
No non-meat meals.
4
Just how DO you go weewee?
5
The seats hang out over the edge without a floor so you can pee on the peons below. Depends.
6
The thought of some idiot paying $1,300 and then realizing after ten minutes up there that they really have to pee is pretty fucking hilarious.
7
Those guys giving away "free" ski vacations in exchange for hearing their crappy salespitch are salivating. "No Escape....Mwuah HaHa!"