Steve! I am disappoint that you didn't mention NPR calling PDX Whitey-McWhiterson: http://www.npr.org/2011/02/16/133748144/hi… We'z gots foodkarts and crackers (as in the racial slur against European-Americans).

"Armstrong is not the only athlete to retire and then change his mind."

That's some hard-hitting journalism, CNN.

I had zero problems with that guy's ticks. But the way he said "Sex school." Well...I'm IN!

Re: Clacklandia - clearly the prototype Clackamas County girl is Tonya Harding.

You can finger the banks all you want, they're still not going to make you breakfast afterward.

Calling it "Clacklandia" makes it too obviously a ripoff. Just call it "Boring."

Just what the world is awaiting - a TV show about Crackinmyass County. They should call it "Dukes of Clackamas."

GOOD MORNING - WHY IS OBAMA PUTTING HIS ANUS ON THE GOP WHILE THEY ARE AT THE TABLE, THAT SOUNDS REALLY GROSS????!!?

That lady who played the hooker on "My Name Is Earl" should totally get the lead in Clacklandia.

Re: Laura Logan. No words, just awful, awful. The LA Weekly ran an incredible shame-the-victim article, it's pretty unbelievable:

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/02…

Breaking Bad might as well be set in Clackamas.

Portland is currently 6th in the Western Conference, half a game ahead of division rivals Utah and Denver (but a loss tonight, and wins by those teams could drop us back to 8th).

I think the Clackamas IFC series should be called "Clackmastic."

YEAH THE BANKS ARE HARD ASSES (GOOD CALL TODD, GOING UNDERCOVER ON THE NON-CAPS, TOTALLY INVENTIVE AND HIGH IQ NESS. GO ON BROTHER)

FOREVER ALONE PLEASE IDENTIFY, AS I AM NOW THE CAPTAIN OF THE CAPS CREW. (I LIKE YOUR NICK)

NOW SPEAKING SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO GET UP TO DATE WITH THE EGYPT THING, AS WELL AS THE OTHER COUNTRIES SITUATIONS CUZ NONE THE LESS IT`S HORRIBLE ON IT`S OWN WAY IT`S INTERESTING HISTORY HAPPENING DAILY. I CURSE AT BEING TOO BUSY FOR THESE THINGS.

(PLACE SOME CAMERAS WITH MICS CCTV STYLE - MAKE IT A PROFITABLE REALITY SHOW!!!)

You didn't just blow my cover, did you, Leaky?

ANSWER: YES YOU DID.

THATS JUST PART ONE OF THE MANY STAGES OF THE PLAN TODD. WE HAVE FAITH IN YOU. JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES. CONTINUE AND WE SHALL SUPPORT.