New Portlandia Clip: All-Star Edition!

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Boooooring!!!!
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Didn't care for that. Should've been about a jetlagged politician dosed on ecstasy and a jumpy but money-hungry massage therapist at the "Hotel Aida." She could trick him into jerking himself off and making out with the bedspread while she sucks down his Veuve Clicquot.
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I laughed at James Mercer's face
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I almost laughed at Fred's line about the typewriter, but then Carrie undercut the joke.

Indie rock musicians just shouldn't try to play comedy.
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Echo Echo's album cover has a bird on it, but they're staying in a hotel, so they can't be from Portland. Do I win a No-Prize?
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The only thing less funny than this clip is blogtown's incessant need to TELL us how unfunny it is
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I don't like that these bands represent Portland- seeing as though they suck.

Poison Idea
Wipers
Meercaz
Danava

None of this pansy shit.
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Also, none of these faggots can hold a candle to Portland's answer to Chrome. Old but timeless:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhDyCfQyeTA
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@Tage faggots? really?
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I found it funny. Prolly it`s because your outshined and most of you are artists wannabes who in they`re 20`s haven`t sold more than 500 records or paintings and don`t like typewriters and shit. Mostly the typewriter shit. Bu huuu. Go cry on some one else's shoulders.

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(not directed to the commenter's per se, but in general) - Also, wachu got against birds??? -
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Put more birds on it!
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THATS NOT A BIRD ITS A DUUUCK!!!!
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Ducks pertain to the realm of ducks. I know that for a fact.
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aww, I met up with my boss and I totally got laid (off) at that hotel.
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@kiala

TOTAL FAGGOTS!
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For real.
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Openly Faggots or in-closet ones?
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It is unfortunate that a town that once produced bands like PI, Lockjaw, Sado-Nation, Final Warning, et al is now defined by thoroughly wussed-out indie dweeb rock, or whatever alt-schlock Carrie and Fred tell us Portland is about.
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@eastside

BUMP X 1000
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Don't you faggots get all confused and butthurt now. I ain't talking about queens and fairies n' such. I got no beef with them cats. Not all queens are faggots, but all faggots are irritating.

I'm talking about faggots here. Dipshit assholes that move here from the midwest and ruin everything with overgrown beards and terrible music. Twee-turd bohumbobumbo's that are too cool to ride on more than one gear and get their panties in a bunch over words like 'faggot' 'retard' 'fat bitch' and 'gay'. Pissant pollyannas that shed vegan tears for the dead cows of delicious hamburgers. Ugh...too many faggots in this town of my birth. It makes me want to vomit. I shall make it my mission to fuck their girlfriends and make them cry.

Less faggotry, more groovy, more heavy. Please.
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Quit bitching and get a`working on it then TageSavage, you might get elected for something by someone in somewhere. Don`t be a wuss. This is your job. (is your last sentence referring to the Gf`s or to their respectable Bf`s? Come on, proper writing...)
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Well yeah, but identifying the problem is the first step, but you can't run on a platform of a set of aesthetics. And I actually meant both the 'bf's' and 'gf's'. Shorthand isn't proper writing either either (FAIL).
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DAMMIT!

minus one of those
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Tage can say that kind of stuff about musicians because he's a radio DJ.
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Ex-Radio DJ.

I didn't play no pussy shit either.
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Yeah but if he`s got no gain then no one is gonna listen to him but his cousin in Oklahoma or the board of directors of the ex radio that he ex worked for.
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All my cousins live either here or New York. Sorry if I don't fit in your white liberal stereotype.

Okie's nothin' to scoff at either:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qBCTttbnNk
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No, I was being conservative. Am I being read backwards?
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And when I did DJ for KPSU I'd get an average of 200 downloads per show and sometimes as much as a 1000. The Sweet And Sour Savage Hour destroyed every Saturday night.
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Men, who had to build it Monday mornings...