Like the Book of Revelation, with More Breasts

Comments

1
Their font choice alone makes this a better film than Avatar.
2
The worst thing about this is the continued use of the four point ellipses.
3
Which local cineplex, mega-church basement or Droid phone is showing this? I think that's my Uncle Lucius playing the J-Bot, and my dad really wants to talk to him.
4
Yes, yes, YES, Book of Revelation, singular, gold star for the day!

Pity they couldn't afford to hire G. Gordon Liddy to play Jeeze. I would've definitely watched that for longer that the minute forty-eight that I made it through this.
5
Come on, more enthusiasm, we all know we all want to watch this movie, and the 7 sequels...and if it`s not asking too much, a Comic Book Series.
6
Please dolphins, save us from middle-aged-out-of-shape-but-still-insists-on-wearing-sleeveless-shirts-former-drug-addict-zombie-robot-Jesus! His hand glows! GLOWS!!!!
7
How do you think they advertised for the female roles? "We're filming a pro-Jesus Christian film, and need some hot chicks willing to have their boobies out constantly."