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Comments

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Why did IBM give "Watson" an adult male voice? Female might've been nice. But really they should've given it a child's voice, since these machines will improve so quickly. In fifteen years you'll probably be able to but a handheld "Watson" at WalMart for $29.99.
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I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!

(Only 1 comments from Todd? Is it Saturday already? File this under: Sad)
3
OK, OK.

Just give Ross Island to ICE as Portland's own little Alcatraz. Postcard shots of the prison and the tram should sell like vegan hotcakes.
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BRITISH PETROLEUM? YOU MEAN BP? DON'T MESS UP THEIR REBRANDING! (FRANKLY I WISH THEY WERE STILL CALLED THE ANGLO-PERSIAN OIL COMPANY, HAS A NICE RING TO IT.) ANYWAY, IF THEY WERE SO BAD, WOULD "RADAR" SHILL FOR THEM??!? (THIS COMMENT WAS FOR YOU, LEAKY!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W608ZgGcyc
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OH GOD, THE COOK OF THE ENTERPRISE GOT WAY OLDER, NOW I TRUST HIM LESS.

THE VOICE MAY HAVE BEEN DONE BY THE ALTERNATIVE WHICH IS LINUX, WHICH HAS NO PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMS FOR ANY OF THE ARTS CRAFTS OR ANY PROGRAMS FOR THAT MATTER.

IT JUST SERVES THE PURPOSÈ OF "PIMPING MY PC WITH BLING" AND HACKING. LINUX THE PENGUIN.
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THANK YOU TODD, AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR GESTURE OF USING CAPS. I WILL NOW ADDRESS THE CONGREGATION:

S.H.I.E.L.D HAS NO AFFAIRS IN CUTTING UP SUPERMAN'S HIDING PLACE, THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE. THAT`S ALL. THANK YOU.