Sports Feb 17, 2011 at 11:29 am

Let's Play What's Your Derby Name!

Courtney Ferguson
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Eliot Spits Her
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on February 17, 2011 at 11:51 AM Report this
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Monostat Maven

Hella Vetica

Jesse FLAMES



ROM on February 17, 2011 at 12:14 PM Report this
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Mayumi Vice
citizenmims on February 17, 2011 at 12:18 PM Report this
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Phyllis Killer.
Lorna Perry on February 17, 2011 at 12:20 PM Report this
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Hit-Man Romano
Courtney Ferguson on February 17, 2011 at 12:21 PM Report this
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Why are you trying to think up roller derby names, Courtney? Mmmmmmm??? Also, I can play this game! When I re-considered roller derby a couple years back, these were a few of the names I was tossing around:

Betsy Blue Balls

Amazon (dot) Commie

Fag Hagatha

Bettie Buttcheck

Suck My Dickies

Embolism

Menstrual Rea

Bridget Burner
amazonfemme on February 17, 2011 at 12:31 PM Report this
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Twitter Hitter
kiala on February 17, 2011 at 12:35 PM Report this
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Audrey Hipburn

Isabella Throwsameanie
TSW on February 17, 2011 at 12:56 PM Report this
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Elbowa Virus

Cleosplatsra

Scarriet Tubman

Laura Ingalls Wildest

Concealed Carrie Nations

Constance Baker Motley Scrue

Susan Bitch Anthony

Most of those are probably taken....
Commenty Colin on February 17, 2011 at 1:09 PM Report this
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Sissy Facecheck

Anita Smacker

Tipper Gore
TSW on February 17, 2011 at 1:20 PM Report this
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Yes! I was thinking so hard about this a couple of weeks ago. (I thought about the name, not the time commitment and exercise.) Some ideas:

Katy Scary
Amelia Air Heartbreaker
January Moans
Drew Barrywhore
Fuckin' Magnets
Miley Pscyho

and Bonnie Mayhem (my mom's name is Bonne Mae)

Also Joneser, of course.
on February 17, 2011 at 1:20 PM Report this
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Helen Smearin'

Le Vag Aux Folles

Pussy Galore, Not the 'James Bond' Character, But Rather the Roller Derby Player With A Sexually Suggestive Name

Kindalezzy Rice

Queen LaCheatah

Sinead O'Killer

Natalie Merchant of Death

Hannah Black Pantha Montana

Miley Die-rus



Commenty Colin on February 17, 2011 at 1:21 PM Report this
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EVA BRAWN
Commenty Colin on February 17, 2011 at 1:23 PM Report this
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Fuck, Eva Brawn is (of course) taken.

Commenty Colin on February 17, 2011 at 1:24 PM Report this
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Loco Ono

Helen Cunt

Gertrude Swine

Soleil Goon Frye
Barfolomew on February 17, 2011 at 1:25 PM Report this
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@Amazonfemme. It's just for fun, I swear.

@Kiala. SOOO perfect!
Courtney Ferguson on February 17, 2011 at 1:28 PM Report this
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Florence MightImpale

Monica Do You In-sky

Stabitha Soren

Commenty Colin on February 17, 2011 at 1:31 PM Report this
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Also enjoyed Twitter Hitter. Also: Sissy Facecheck.
Commenty Colin on February 17, 2011 at 1:32 PM Report this
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Tippi Headwound
Rowdy Roddy Piper Laurie
Kelly Rippah
Rainbow Brong
Punky Bruisedher

I feel like I could do this all day.
BGJ on February 17, 2011 at 2:37 PM Report this
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Hell Gordo
ElGordo on February 17, 2011 at 2:41 PM Report this
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Maul Walker
Courtney Ferguson on February 17, 2011 at 2:43 PM Report this
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Er, well, that was mine for the men's league.

Michelle O-Bomba

Stabby Kat

Claire Pains

Cheata Ford
ElGordo on February 17, 2011 at 2:47 PM Report this
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Hell Carter
BGJ on February 17, 2011 at 2:50 PM Report this
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Alison Bullet
Hurtney Ferguson
Marjorie Skin Her
on February 17, 2011 at 2:57 PM Report this
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Tonya Harding
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on February 17, 2011 at 2:58 PM Report this
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Scare Horowitz
Kelly Ka POW ski
on February 17, 2011 at 2:59 PM Report this
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Ralph Pizza, My Name is Ralph Pizza.
Denis C. Theriault on February 17, 2011 at 3:04 PM Report this
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Joanna Gruesome
Fruit Cup on February 17, 2011 at 4:53 PM Report this
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@self: Wow, can't believe someone actually has that already. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD.
Fruit Cup on February 17, 2011 at 10:40 PM Report this
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+1s for Kelly KaPOWski & Joanna Gruesome
Commenty Colin on February 17, 2011 at 10:42 PM Report this
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@ Fruit Cup: PROPS EMPHATICALLY WITHDRAWN.
Commenty Colin on February 17, 2011 at 10:43 PM Report this
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Okay, I checked this time:

Chan Martial
Fruit Cup on February 17, 2011 at 10:45 PM Report this
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Hermione Maimer

Mary Fagdelene
BruceWang on February 17, 2011 at 11:13 PM Report this
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Susan B. Antipathy

Zoey Manhandle

Eleanor Wears-your-pelt

Mother Will-Grease-ya
Fruit Cup on February 17, 2011 at 11:13 PM Report this
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Please help me! I recently joined a roller derby team and need help with a name. My name is Sarah Tice. I'm 26 years old and have my Doctorate in Physical Therapy. I'm a fitness freak, I love crazy challenging things, I love the beach, reality TV, and being outdoors, I live in Troy Pennsylvania, even though i love being outdoors I am very girly and love makeup and clothes :) I was trying to think of a name to play off my career as a Physical Therapist but i'm struggling!
on February 13, 2012 at 4:07 PM Report this

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