Can we get to more than six comments today? I'll do my three.

Could some brilliant person score some existing bike lanes to play old showtunes, mumble obscenities, etc.? WORTH A TRY!

Watching hibernating bears in real time? I'd rather watch that than "Glee."

OK, I've done my part.

It was really nice of Obama to come visit me for President's Day! I'm watching the helicopters fly overhead right now. Almost here! Not that I'll see the guy, or get within half a mile...

GOP Wants to Shut Down the Government. Boy does the GOP want a caning by old folks on Social Security Check Day.

Tri-Met spent and extra $70million for a pretty bridge and now they want it to give bike riders a hummer for art's sake.

WELL, AS THEY SAY, LIFE`S A BUMMER, WHEN YOU`RE A HUMMER. WHAT IF THE TRIMET ASPHALT RADIO STARTS PLAYING A TUNE YOU REALLY HATE AND STARTS TO BREAK YOUR BIKING CONCENTRATION? YOU KNOCK ON IT 3 TIMES AND IT CHANGES TUNES? YOU PUT YOUR FOOT ON IT (HA HA) AND YOU SPIN 3 WHOLE 360 DEGREES?

WELL, SINCE I CANT FIND OR MAKE UP ANSWERS TO ANY OF THESE DILEMMAS THAT AREN'T SCI-FI, LETS JUST MAKE FACEBOOK THE NEW GOVT`. AT LEAST YOU CAN BE MARRIED GAY OR HAVE A GAY RELATIONSHIP AND BE RECOGNIZED IN IT.

THE RELATIONSHIP CAN BE RECOGNIZED, VALIDATED, ETC...

HA-HAH, WE DID IT! WELL-PLAYED, ALL!

THIS ONE DOESN'T `T COUNT CUZ I HAD TO EXPLAIN MY BAD WRITTEN PARAGRAPH IN THE NEXT ENTRY.
WE CAN TRY ALL OVER AGAIN MONDAY. LET`S KEEP STRIVING FOR PERFECTION AND NOT SETTLE ON NOTHING ELSE.