News Feb 21, 2011 at 9:30 am

Good Morning, News!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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gOOD SNOW! bLOGtOWN!

I'M ILLITERATE BUT ACCORDING TO THIS GRAPHIC, THERE IS GOING TO BE A SHIT TON OF SNOW THIS WEEK!

(1 SHIT TOn = 1-2 inches)

http://www.katu.com/weather/trend
Čẖüñđƴ on February 21, 2011 at 10:10 AM Report this
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Good morning. Loaf Dog takes no prisoners.
Fruit Cup on February 21, 2011 at 10:14 AM Report this
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@CHUNDY: IS THAT A METRIC SHIT TON OR AN IMPERIAL SHIT TON?

QADDAFI WILL REINVENT HIMSELF AS Q DADDY, A LONDON DJ, AFTER TONY BLAIR OFFERS HIS GARDEN SHED AS A NEW HOME FOR THE COLONEL.

Todd Mecklem on February 21, 2011 at 10:20 AM Report this
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@TM IMPERIAL! I AIN'T NO EUROPEAN!

usa! usa! usa!
Čẖüñđƴ on February 21, 2011 at 10:34 AM Report this
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PROTESTERS IN LIBYA CURRENTLY BEING BOMBED AND SHOT AT FROM HELICOPTERS, BY THEIR OWN MILITARY. EVERYTHING ELSE THAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR TODAY IS IRRELEVANT AFTER LIBYA.

@SC: YOU DO REALIZE THAT IMPERIAL MEASURES COME FROM ENGLAND, DON'T YOU? WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, IN EUROPE?
Stu on February 21, 2011 at 10:44 AM Report this
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WHERE MATT DAVIS WHEN YOU NEED HIM: ENGLAND IS not PART OF EUROPE!

ASK ANY RED COAT...
Čẖüñđƴ on February 21, 2011 at 11:05 AM Report this
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USA! USA! USA! SINCE THE SIMPSONS AND E.T IMPERIALISM HAS BECOME AMERICAN.

MAC AND CHEESE! MAC AND CHEESE!
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 21, 2011 at 1:33 PM Report this

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