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Sell it and help him pay his legal bills.
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auction it off for charity! NOT
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1. Fashion it into a thong for Steve.

2. Remember in the future to never tell Steve that you like his thong.
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I want it! I really want it!
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What? This is Portland: go on Etsy and find a local crafter to turn it into some fashion you really will wear.
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Use it to gather his DNA and frame him for some foul crime. It'll be like Portland's own Monica's Blue Dress.


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Now I sort of want to hang out in front of the Mayor's office and ambush him with tie compliments.
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One thing's for sure; someone at the Merc needs to learn how to tie a fucking tie. Sheesh, you're as embarrassing as my twelve-year-old son!
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So that was THE tie he was wearing while he made the State of the City speech? If you don't carefully pack that away, with an explanatory note, for your grandchildren I shall refuse to speak to you for at least a week.
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Smirk you home wrecking vixen. We know what girls do to get a guys tie. I guess he is hetro-flexible now. I guess it must be true, you meet the right person, and your gender preference goes right out the window.
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Rosy seems to always post the kinds of inappropriate things that, in spoken word, would elicit the most awkward of silences.

And @PRWalters, I thought the same thing. Double Windsor or GTFO!
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@PRWalters - The tie tying is my fault. See! This is why I don't deserve any sort of tie, much less a famous one.
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You know what I appreciate?

I appreaciate that Sarah went to the trouble of photoshopping a drop shadow on the tie so as to lend that extra air of realism.

That's salesmanship.
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Fatboy! That's no photoshoppery! That's a random Darth Vader with an oven mitt that's around the office. I had to use it because there are somehow no dogs in the office today.
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APPRECIATION RESCINDED
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I think all Sith Lords should wear ties and use the Force to tickle the enemy's nostrils with them while dueling.
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Put a bird on it and send the tie back.
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I shall relieve you of this terrible burden. Just name the time, and I'll come pick it up.
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Get thee behind me, Spirit!
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Another in the "that tie knot makes me sad" group.

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