Sports Feb 24, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Gerald Wallace is the Newest Portland Trail Blazer

Ezra Ace Caraeff
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Woo Hoo!
Čẖüñđƴ on February 24, 2011 at 1:01 PM Report this
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i give it roughly six weeks till he needs arthrospoctic knee surgery. this is fucking retarded. i guess the blazers have given up on having big men playing center.
Ezra Space Caraeff on February 24, 2011 at 1:07 PM Report this
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Woahh, that facial hair ... it is a major DON'T.
Lonely At The Movies on February 24, 2011 at 1:09 PM Report this
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Am now trading in my "Cunningjam" jersey for a "What About Wallace" custom jersey...
Steve Bonus on February 24, 2011 at 1:19 PM Report this
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@SteveBonus You can also find an old Rasheed Wallace jersey at the Goodwill. The number won't match, but it's cheap.
ezra on February 24, 2011 at 1:26 PM Report this
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I already miss the Vanilla Gorilla.
BlackedOut on February 24, 2011 at 1:30 PM Report this
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@BlackedOut There is a chance he'll come back. He might be bought out from Charlotte and then he can resign with any team after a delay (30 days, I believe). ZydrUnas Ilgauskas did this last year with the Cavs. The Gorilla might return.
ezra on February 24, 2011 at 1:37 PM Report this
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But what about Sean Marks?!
ROM on February 24, 2011 at 2:01 PM Report this
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@ROM Marks hurt is finger and is probably done. The team wants to get TJ Ford after Indiana buys him out. Portland is about to get MUCH smaller, but it's better in the long run.
ezra on February 24, 2011 at 2:08 PM Report this
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Marks is done for the season? NOOOOOOOO!

What happened? Which finger? WHICH FINGER??
TSW on February 24, 2011 at 2:24 PM Report this
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Turns out that Marks was also part of the trade. Gone for good.
ezra on February 24, 2011 at 2:41 PM Report this
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NOOOOOO!

Actually, I shouldn't make fun of Marks. He was once a beautiful woman before the Goddess Athena turned him into a hideous monster.

Godspeed, Sean.
TSW on February 24, 2011 at 2:46 PM Report this
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Gerald's chin is Satanic.
ROM on February 24, 2011 at 4:55 PM Report this

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