Charlie Sheen Speaks Out Against Vatican Assassin Warlocks

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Wait what? Snooki makes $3m per episode of Jersey Shore? Is that a joke?
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2 too many zeros on Snooki's salary. It's $30,000 per episode.
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"BRING IT." - They should give him a show where he just talks about conspiracy theory and uses his forked tongue to eviscerate haters one by one, piling their charred corpses in the shape of an Illuminati pyramid.
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@Forever Alone: I want to see him go on the lecture circuit with Randy Quaid.
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Charlie Sheen, Randy Quaid, and... Dan Akroyd.
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Charlie Sheen, Randy Quaid, and Mel Gibson!
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Oh man, you guys are on to something here!

"I AM BATTLE TESTED BAYONETS!!!" - Best ever.
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Can we just shorten it to BTB now?

I'll have to get out the BTB to finish this boring literature review today.
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I was once loved violently by Charlie Sheen. I do not recommend it.
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You state that Sheen speaks out against Vatican assassin warlocks. Yet the excerpt states that Sheen refers to *himself* as a Vatican assassin warlock. How could you screw up your headline that badly? What are you, some kind of fake Klingon?