Charlie Sheen Speaks Out Against Vatican Assassin Warlocks

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Wait what? Snooki makes $3m per episode of Jersey Shore? Is that a joke?

ROM on February 25, 2011 at 10:18 AM

2 too many zeros on Snooki's salary. It's $30,000 per episode.

DemonJuice on February 25, 2011 at 10:45 AM

"BRING IT." - They should give him a show where he just talks about conspiracy theory and uses his forked tongue to eviscerate haters one by one, piling their charred corpses in the shape of an Illuminati pyramid.

Lonely At The Movies on February 25, 2011 at 10:51 AM

@Forever Alone: I want to see him go on the lecture circuit with Randy Quaid.

($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on February 25, 2011 at 11:32 AM

Charlie Sheen, Randy Quaid, and... Dan Akroyd.

cat & beard on February 25, 2011 at 11:37 AM

Charlie Sheen, Randy Quaid, and Mel Gibson!

pork chop on February 25, 2011 at 12:18 PM

Oh man, you guys are on to something here!

"I AM BATTLE TESTED BAYONETS!!!" - Best ever.

Lonely At The Movies on February 25, 2011 at 3:07 PM

Can we just shorten it to BTB now?

I'll have to get out the BTB to finish this boring literature review today.

pork chop on February 25, 2011 at 4:18 PM

I was once loved violently by Charlie Sheen. I do not recommend it.

Andy Mesa on February 25, 2011 at 5:30 PM

You state that Sheen speaks out against Vatican assassin warlocks. Yet the excerpt states that Sheen refers to *himself* as a Vatican assassin warlock. How could you screw up your headline that badly? What are you, some kind of fake Klingon?

Todd Mecklem on February 25, 2011 at 7:32 PM