Twenty-Nine Things You Should Know About Nicolas Cage's Drive Angry

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Spoiler: Cage drives angry.

Not so spoiler: Cage uses his Oscar (TM) to impale a homeless pregnant one legged alien siamese infant, and mumbles the line "Go away kid, you bother me.", proving yet again, the "Cage-man" isn't just an actor but a "RE-ACTOR"
...as in Nuclear!
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And Paul Giamatti couldn't act cold in a snowstorm...
Talk about "hack-ting" he's second only to "most boring" to watching road kill.

Oh, Puh-lease!
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Smirk will never see this movie since there are no bicycles in it.