I, Anonymous: That Girl Is Poison

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Insert joke about "wand depth" here.
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Maybe there was something wrong with the scone, smart guy.
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Pinpointing the exact cause of food-borne illnesses is very difficult. But I seriously doubt that a warm latte made you poop yourself.
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At first I assumed these were lesbians, because I love lesbians, and was about to @Joneser "HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A GUY" but then I thought about it and realized that there are probably more gay boy baristas than lesbian baristas, was momentarily sad, and had a second realization that this scene is also adorable with boys. I am now writing a porn using both scenarios. At the same time.

HAPPY DAY.
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Don't write to the Mercury. Just walk in there and tell the barista.
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@ScrumYummy: "writing a porn" = yawners. Tell us when filming's wrapped up, please.
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People still dress Rockabilly? STUPID....
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@ROM: stay tuned for the next HUMP entry.
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It was the eye drops they added when you rejected them.
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You were puking your guts out from REGRET.

GO TO HIM!!!
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I've got ten bucks that says three years from now a doctor tells this writer that s/he has a lactose intolerance, and that's why s/he has been spending so much time throwing up after drinking cremas.
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