Blogtown Investment Opportunity: Let's Buy a Boat!

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I'M ON A BOAT

ScrumYummy on March 2, 2011 at 11:10 AM

If I donate five dollars, can I just pee off the side off it? I've always wanted to pee off the side of a boat.

ScrumYummy on March 2, 2011 at 11:12 AM

I'm female, BTW.

ScrumYummy on March 2, 2011 at 11:12 AM

I'm in.

Ezra Space Caraeff on March 2, 2011 at 11:47 AM

If you hold the next blogtown meet up there, you can write it off as a business expense.

What's a write off, you ask? You know, you just write it off!

Čẖüñđƴ on March 2, 2011 at 12:14 PM

@Scrum, I don't see why we can't pee in the Willamette from the riverbank, let alone a boat. It's all going to end up there anyway, right?

If Blogtown does buy the Willamette, they should rename it the Mercury. And then ceremonially drown that stupid corgi Bruce. While we all pee in it.

theterminizer on March 2, 2011 at 12:38 PM

Wait, buy the Willamette? Comment fail. Fuck it, let's buy the Willamette anyway.

theterminizer on March 2, 2011 at 12:40 PM

While you're at it, that old building just south of Paranoid Park is for sale for $4.95 million. A whole building! Old! And big! "The Mercury Building" has a nice ring to it, and only 5 mil!

Todd Mecklem on March 2, 2011 at 1:13 PM

I'm not sure where I came up with this idea, but there might be some money to be made in letting women pee off the side of things.

Todd Mecklem on March 2, 2011 at 1:15 PM

If all the Ezras chipped in we could easily raise $160k!

Bizarro Ezra on March 2, 2011 at 3:03 PM

@Todd: I would gladly pay $5 to pee off of most things.

Maybe WW needs a dog walker. And then I could pee on trees, and blame it on the dog. And then Bruce would get arrested for public urination, and then we wouldn't have to drown him in the river. BWAAHAHAHA.

Wait.

ScrumYummy on March 2, 2011 at 9:39 PM