I like the idea, but hate your actual suggestion. Lewis & Clark aren't even cool enough to be the mascot at Lewis & Clark College (they use a newfoundland dog named seaman--yeah, I know).

My suggestion: Sasquatch or GTFO!

There's no accounting for taste, Chundy (yours or the college's).

"Slutty Sacagawea" BEST IDEA EVAR!!!

Oh Tony.

You were so funny, on point, and charming! Then you went ahead and decided to relate this horseshit to appealing to "the female sports fan's desire for a symbol of woman's courage and independence" -

"...Meriwether Lewis and William Clark, accompanied by their scantily clad interpreter and guide (In my head she's called Slutty Sacagawea, but Janey, as Clark called her, is fine too)."

Maybe I'm off base, but that hit me wrong. Hard. In my brain and in my heart.

Kindly GFY, sir.

@amazonfemme I kind of thought I'd get cruelty-to-animals shit first. (Between me and you: I don't ACTUALLY have illusions that a slutty-sorority-halloween version of Sacagawea would do any service to the cause of feminism, or pay tribute to the cultural heritage of the Shoshone).

I agree with euthanizing Blaze. Let's get a real furry in there.

There is no truth to that Skinner rumor. She was just getting her freak on with a flaming jump rope when Dirk got in the way. Unless your talking about the time she stole his stash.