Sex Mar 18, 2011 at 9:44 am

Creepy Roommate Creates Lo Mein Sex Doll

Dave Bow
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Let he who has not fucked a fake human body made of Lo Mein cast the first stone.
Graham on March 18, 2011 at 12:50 PM Report this
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Poor guy would just get horny again an hour later.
Todd Mecklem on March 18, 2011 at 7:39 PM Report this

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