That's funny, when I considered this same question, I solved the equation this way:

Creating a guaranteed trainwreck of a "newspaper" about the local modern dance scene < Complaining

Really makes you think.

It's like they WANT to fail.

But Colin and Kiala, these dancers don't have the same body of online comments to point to as you do. Do you really blame them for trying to make some meaning out of their pointless lives? All they do is dance around and never feel happy.