I, Anonymous: Down in Front!

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1
Sounds like a good time.... for a fire dancer "mishap."
2
Yer Muff Cabbage!
3
Wow, you're a regular costumer? That sounds EXCITING.
4
Dear Blogtown,

My favorite blog is making me vote too much today. It's not even a freaking election year. I'm so full of angst and rage! AARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH I'M MAD!!!!!

love,
Anon
5
He's totes right.

a) Devil's Point is tiny and the available stageside real estate is limited. If you're standing in front of the stage you're actually effing over a very large sight line radius.

b) People who actually walk to tip are golden folks in the club. Word up, anonodude!
6
Everyone in this scenario is an entitled douche-face (except for the dancer and the bouncer, they're just working). I hope they all get a flat tire on their way home tonight.
7
Graham, you warm the cockles of my heart.
8
If you can't expect decency at a strip club, this world is doomed!
9
What Graham said.

And to elaborate, I'm pretty sure etiquette is out the window as soon as you enter a strip club.
10
if you're a "regular" at a strip club, the people standing in the front are not your biggest problem