I'm really excited at Iliza Shlessinger! I haven't been to Bridgetown before, though, and it's too late to buy a pass. What are my odds of getting in to this? How early do people need to get there?

By the way, I sent out a tweet: "Oh, no! The Bridgetown passes are all sold out - I'm gonna miss @iliza!"

She replied "I'm sure Portland's got some hipster scalpers selling tickets ironically somewhere."

Portland = hipster jokes = not the BEST comedy, yes, okay, fine. She'll be funnier at the show, I promise! :)

I only heard one hipster joke last night. Pretty low tally so far.