News Apr 25, 2011 at 9:31 am

Good Morning, News!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Good Morning, Fruit Townies. Let's go ahead and lighten the mood for all this bad news. I can't think of any, but I assume it's there!
Fruit Cup on April 25, 2011 at 10:01 AM Report this
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Tracy Morgan is my patronus.
on April 25, 2011 at 10:06 AM Report this
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Tracy Morgan is my constant.
kiala on April 25, 2011 at 10:15 AM Report this
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AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
guspasho on April 25, 2011 at 10:16 AM Report this
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This is all a serious misunderstanding. Ghaddafi was just trying to get some hot wings delivered and all of a sudden we're launching some cruise missiles at his house?! Can't a brother get a break?!?
on April 25, 2011 at 10:18 AM Report this
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That's a fake Tracy Morgan account.
Chester Copperpot on April 25, 2011 at 10:25 AM Report this
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Look who's talking! We're not totally sure that you're the real Chester Copperpot, y'know.
Todd Mecklem on April 25, 2011 at 10:35 AM Report this
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Fruit Cup made me think of what fruit would I be if I would happen to be one...
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on April 25, 2011 at 5:58 PM Report this
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O Leaky do not tempt me with your straight lines!
Todd Mecklem on April 25, 2011 at 7:33 PM Report this
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lol or a mix of fruits, you can use McPaint and all...dino-crock-range. There ya go! :D
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on April 25, 2011 at 7:41 PM Report this
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Translated into Dutch for no good reason:

lol of een mengeling van vruchten, kunt u McPaint en al… Dino-slijpstof-waaier gebruiken. Er ya gaan! :D
Todd Mecklem on April 25, 2011 at 8:04 PM Report this
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cool :D
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on April 25, 2011 at 10:04 PM Report this

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