I saw him at Silverado at 5: 30 in the afternoon Sunday. One of the dancer was showing him what a teabagger really is. Then he stumbled out and I was leaving I saw him eating alone at a food cart.
Ask anybody who stayed at Hooper if they saw him later.
He was wasted for his Portland comedy show and had a bag of some white substance, saying he wanted to snort it up his nose. Totally wasted. Couldn't hardly perform. Where is Dr Drew?
SERIOUSLY. ANDY DICK SHOWED UP AT MY WORK THIS MORNING! APPARENTLY HE ENDED UP IN THE BACK WOODS OF SHERIDAN, OREGON...LAST I HEARD HE GOT A RIDE BACK TO PORTLAND & WAS AT THE HILTON. I KNOW HIS PHONE WAS DEAD & HE WASN'T HAPPY THAT WE RECOGNIZED HIM...OH WHAT A MORNING FOR US TO SEE ANDY DICK WALK IN THE OFFICE & ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM. I HAVE A PICTO PROVE THAT HE WAS HERE!
If no one thought to tag a tracker onto that Baldwin brother's ear before releasing him back into the wild, I imagine it's not too hard to follow the coke trail he and Dick leave behind themselves, Hansel & Gretel-style.
Ask anybody who stayed at Hooper if they saw him later.
At least COURTNEY waited until after his last show to throw Andy into her basement gimp pit. At least now David Durham has some company.