Music Apr 26, 2011 at 9:14 am

The End Hits Burrito Bet [Or, Because I Was Unable to Eat Four Burritos, I Now Must Attend a Papa Roach (or Worse) Concert]

Ezra Ace Caraeff
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Do you have a burrito hangover?
on April 26, 2011 at 9:55 AM Report this
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You must go to the Shriners Circus, this Saturday at 7PM at the Rose Garden.
leander37 on April 26, 2011 at 10:00 AM Report this
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I know you were drunk but can you justify entering into this bet? Seems more a product of being stoned because those things are HUGE. Have you wolfed down multiple burritos in one sitting before?

TSW on April 26, 2011 at 10:14 AM Report this
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Either you're a 400 lb man or you lost the moment you took the bet.
guspasho on April 26, 2011 at 11:11 AM Report this
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@Joneser
Surprisingly I do not. Probably because I stopped when I did.

@TSW
So drunk, but not stoned. I might have doubled the bet stoned.

@guspasho
The second one.
ezra on April 26, 2011 at 11:54 AM Report this

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