Good Morning, News!

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HAHAHAHA! The tornados in the South are just more proof that God hates the South.
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God thinks he hates the South cuz he has been kicked out a few too many times outta sxsw for drunk & unruly behavior. That´s what my inside sources tell me....

They denied him VIP tickets, "press" passes, and all that. He even didn´t got to shoot at rats in an alley like all normal children do.
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"As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about."
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Denis, if both you *and* the Blazers lose tonight, well, how is this city supposed to stand it? IT COULD BE TOO MUCH
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People still go to Target? After they came out (heh) as anti-gay and right wing and became one of Michele Bachmann's big corporate donors? Gross.
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My friend's good friend from high school, Maya, is gonna kick your ass tonight Denis!
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Could we all drop the laughing at the South for a minute? Just so happens that my brother lives in Tuscaloosa. I was pretty worried until I got in touch with him earlier today.

There's plenty of great things to laugh about in respect to any region of the country. But now's not the time.