Tech Apr 28, 2011 at 1:14 pm

This Will Put Human Sperm Collectors Out of Business

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Definitely not where you want to put your finger...
Joe Joe on April 28, 2011 at 1:40 PM Report this
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I LOVE THE JAPANESE! Now if they could find a way to have it convert the stuff into powdered non-dairy creamer, the machine would pay for itself in a matter of months!
Todd Mecklem on April 28, 2011 at 3:17 PM Report this
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If you happen to be too short or too tall you can just forget about milking time.
Beer Batter on April 28, 2011 at 3:49 PM Report this
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that thing will put the internet out of buisness
ebag on April 28, 2011 at 11:40 PM Report this
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Oh man I had a dream about this thing...
BruceWang on April 29, 2011 at 8:17 AM Report this
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Buy one here: http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/211985590/Sperm_Collector.html

Only $2,800 a set!
on May 1, 2011 at 1:14 PM Report this

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