News May 2, 2011 at 4:37 pm

The Rock Probably Killed Osama Bin Laden

Erik Henriksen
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ERIK HENRIKSON! I AM DISSAPOINT!

YOU FAILED TO MENTION THAT TODAY IS DWAYNE JOHNSON'S BIRTHDAY.'

*sad face*
Graham on May 2, 2011 at 4:50 PM Report this
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As far as I'm concerned, every day is The Rock's birthday, and every day should be treated as such--AS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.

(Did that work?)
Erik Henriksen on May 2, 2011 at 4:55 PM Mercury Staff
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So who knew first? This controversy is why TWEETS NEED A TIME STAMP! TO THE MILLISECOND!
Todd Mecklem on May 2, 2011 at 7:14 PM Report this
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Hold everything! The Rock confirms that he had just learned about the new Bourbon BBQ Steak Grilled Sandwich at Jack in the Box.
Todd Mecklem on May 2, 2011 at 7:24 PM Report this
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You mean like-he saw Fast 5 and just dropped dead right in his seat?
Spindles on May 2, 2011 at 8:29 PM Report this
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Proud member of TEAM BRING IT!!!!
alisonsroommate on May 3, 2011 at 12:35 PM Report this

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