Donald Trump Clarifies His Stance on Gay Marriage: It's Just Like Ugly Golf Clubs

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Really, we still have to hear from this guy? I thought good old Barry O already delivered him a fatality last week. *groans*
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Donald Trump, owner of the world's most famous combover, is no position to call other people "unattractive."
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It's like with "The Blacks" trump knows many of them, they are fine, nothing against them, but he just thinks they should live on their side of the tracks, you know like they have traditionally...
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This makes deliriously little sense. I love it.
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Perhaps the Donald has a really small putter and has a bit of putter envy for those golfers with the longer putters.
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Traditionally, they stoned people when they were bankrupt.
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He failed to go for the obvious Wood joke. He's not even clever with his cringe-inducing bigotry.
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Wait, maybe what he's hinting at is that while he personally prefers a traditional putter, he allows that others may prefer a more recent sort of putter. The key to determining his stance on gay rights is whether he allows his friends who prefer the long putters to share a golf course with him, and more importantly, does he allow them to engage fully in their preference for long putters.
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Trump is such a turd that I refuse to even comment on this.
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donald trump has been known to use a "long putter". for his "balls".
know-what-i-mean-nudge-nudge?
I'M TALKIN 'BOUT HIS PENIS!