Bike to Work Tips from a Drag Queen

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Fucking cyclists. Pay taxes or get off my roads.
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Sounds like Graham just paid that $60 bill for the Sellwood Bridge. We should toll the bridges for bicycles.
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Graham bought the roads?
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@leaky: all of them
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I tried once that and they told me I could only buy one and that the Name "Great Leaky God of all Mortals" coulndĀ“t be placed in it, they couldnĀ“t name the road like that for some reason, but that I could buy it anyways. How did you do it? did you used Hipster powers?
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@leaky: What's a hipster?
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One who has power to buy ALL roads, like you did, so hereby you declare yourself openly Hipster?
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Greyham?
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Ah, the old "you don't pay taxes" argument. Newsflash honey: A 20 pound bike does not inflict the same stress or damage to the road as your 1 ton car, neither it poses the public health damage derived from fumes. So, your argument it's quite refusable.