I don't feel 100% comfortable with what's going on in that picture and the expressions on their faces.

I really dig the Terminator, the Total Recall, and all of that, but have we got to go as far as to say, and I quote: "has asked his TALENT agency"?

I was planning to make a joke about "Twins 2" and then did a quick search and...THE IDEA HAS SUPPOSEDLY BEEN FLOATED, like a turd in a Beverly Hills jacuzzi. I can only hope this is a baseless internet rumor started by one of my even-more-evil, yes, twins out there.

This "Cry Macho," anyway...worst title ever? Yeah, it's from a novel...so what! Think outside the box, set it in South Africa, call it "Cry, the Beloved Macho." I smell Oscar!