I thought being eaten by cats would be the way any good cat lady would want her body disposed of after death.

no, the implication is that no other humans have noticed/cared that I'm dead.

That's a bummer.

One of my cats has already done that ! He was trapped in the house with the former owner for six weeks. Lucky for Ms. Grey all the sinks dripped. That litter box was hell to clean.

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