Cue a comic strip I had up on my refrigerator for years:
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They might not have instruments but they could still sing. Death torture by singing men I pick Dylan. With all due respects if heavy D goes on a hits spree on an Island i could go Mad and all. Now that we found Love in accapella all day: head explotes.

This was an easy poll. Heavy D would be a lot more fun (and more meat in case food is scarce).