Sex May 24, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Science Finally Proves that Women are Shallow

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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sorry, dude
on May 24, 2011 at 1:22 PM Report this
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THANK YOU. Anyone else?
Wm. Steven Humphrey on May 24, 2011 at 1:29 PM Mercury Staff
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Nope. This is all Steve's fault.
Graham on May 24, 2011 at 2:09 PM Report this
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"moody and ashamed"

DAMN! I finally know why I'm an irresistible babe magnet.
Todd Mecklem on May 24, 2011 at 3:11 PM Report this
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Pitiful sample size. OK Cupid looked at the same thing, with 7,000 people and got a much more interesting result. Women want you to smile at them, but not the rest of the world...

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-4-bi…
rangerhunter on May 24, 2011 at 3:31 PM Report this
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Oh, women like bad boys? Is this a thing now?
Lonely At The Movies on May 24, 2011 at 3:46 PM Report this
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Sorry butt f**ker
Marissa Sullivan on May 24, 2011 at 4:21 PM Report this
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i don't need science to tell me women like dudes who are total dicks. I just have to look at which one of my friends is getting laid
ebag on May 24, 2011 at 6:17 PM Report this
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Wow, Mercury staff did not know that...Since you have got to be the most arrogant, self loathing, reporters of nothing, living in the land of the peppiest people on the planet...sic.
Britney Spears on May 24, 2011 at 9:13 PM Report this
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Okay. But what do guys like? I expect balanced journalism from the merc.
Fruit Cup on May 24, 2011 at 11:13 PM Report this
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Women are hopeless. They crap on about wanting and demanding respect from men and yet find men who treat them like shit the sexiest? But this isnt the whole picture. They will love a guy who doesn't smile and broods BUT he must be hot of course. If he isn't attractive then he just doesn't count. So brooding, proud, unsmiling guys if you are UGLY then forget it. You better start smiling fast.
on January 31, 2012 at 1:40 AM Report this

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