Or as people who work near the waterfront refer to it, "carnival 14/135 of 2011." Every goddamn weekend from May through September there's another stupid excuse for dumbshits from all over the tri-county area to come grope each other and barf up cotton candy.
Every weekend, it's the same companies, same rides, same setups, same shit, different name.
I would be wildly in favor of limiting the number of spring/summer weekends Waterfront Park becomes Douchebag Central.
@C&B: I just need everyone to realize that my insanely narrow definition of fun is the only valid one, and then act accordingly. Is that really so hard?
Also:
Alison's Tualatin-sized shoulder chip should be it's own carnival ride.
I dislike the part where you have to pay to even get inside the area with carny rides and games.
BUT! I like going to the Rose Test Garden(?) and seeing the tiles with all the past years Rose Festival Queens. It's very nostalgic. Plus there's always people getting married there this time of year, which is kind of cute or annoying.
Every weekend, it's the same companies, same rides, same setups, same shit, different name.
I would be wildly in favor of limiting the number of spring/summer weekends Waterfront Park becomes Douchebag Central.
In closing, HARRUMPH.
Sincerely,
Dumbshit from the Tri-County Area.
Also:
Alison's Tualatin-sized shoulder chip should be it's own carnival ride.
In closing, BRRRRRN.
BEAR RAMP
RAMP BEAR
CHUHUHU
Also, dude, it's kind of weird how you're always trying to ride my shoulder.
Re: shoulder riding- It's because it's easier to feel better than everyone else when I'm up there.
BUT! I like going to the Rose Test Garden(?) and seeing the tiles with all the past years Rose Festival Queens. It's very nostalgic. Plus there's always people getting married there this time of year, which is kind of cute or annoying.
I like all the free samples at the Rose Festival.