I'm the hooper hyper protected by viper
when I'm not hoopin you'd better decipher
in other words you'd better make a funky decision
cuz I'm a be a shaq knife and cut you with precision
forget tony danza I'm the boss
when it comes to money I'm like dick the frost
now who's the first draft pick word in bornin
not a christian laettner not alonzo mouring
that's ok not being bragga docious
supercalifragelistic shaq alidocious
peace I gotta go, I ain't no joke
now I slam it, jam it
and make sure it's broke
I read his autobiography, SHAQ ATTAQ!, for a book report in junior high school. The only details I remember are him saying something like "The only thing Karl Malone and I agree on is that we hate golf!" and him happily referencing the B-52s' "Love Shack."
when I'm not hoopin you'd better decipher
in other words you'd better make a funky decision
cuz I'm a be a shaq knife and cut you with precision
forget tony danza I'm the boss
when it comes to money I'm like dick the frost
now who's the first draft pick word in bornin
not a christian laettner not alonzo mouring
that's ok not being bragga docious
supercalifragelistic shaq alidocious
peace I gotta go, I ain't no joke
now I slam it, jam it
and make sure it's broke
In retrospect, it was a pretty good book.