will they issue little stickers that look like a mentally ill person for the cops to put on the front quarter panel every time they execute one? I hear Chris Humphrey's is gunning for the coveted Homeless Person Blue Max medal, just like George Peppard!
...which is good, since the city's new 911 system is evidently FUBAR.
@portlandpolice #armedrobbery in progress
Are they for sale?
I am going to start calling them DEE POLICE from now on.