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Figures you'd pick The Smiths over Pantera.
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yeah, if there were any sandwiches referencing Pantera songs I definitely would not have picked up on it.
3
They didn't have a sandwich called "Vulgar Display of Pastrami"? Bummer.
4
OoooOOo none of the haters have arrived yet! Allow me to preempt:

"Is there any business model more thoroughly validated than 'punk rock coffee shop?'"
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You can't name your business after a Smiths song and then claim to be punk rock in any way.
6
Another cafe run by a bunch of GPC smoking shit-heels in black skinny jeans. Terrific. Just what the neighborhood needed. I especially appreciate that they painted over the beautiful mural that used to be on the side of their building with turd brown. Oh, and fuck that douche-nozzle Morrisey, he and the Smiths are easily the most overrated acts of the late 20th century.
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GPC: Giant Papillary Conjunctivitis

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Georgia Peach Council.
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Giant Purple Cock (works better in context)

George Peppard Cigar (works even better in context)

George Plimpton Coveralls

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Granny Panties Cowboys

Gay Panic Conceit

German Poop Cinema



11
So this is what's filling the void left by Muddy Waters' closure?

Oh, and:

Gorilla Pornography Collective
12
my college mascot, the Giant Penis Clam


13
For some reason, I'm not able to picture where this place is. I'm going mental.

Grazing Pork Chitterlings.
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Grass-fed Perspicacious Go-go dancers.
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Glittery Puma Cum

Gummi Pinko Commie

Gutteral Poltergeist Caterwaul

Griffin-Pterodactyl-Cthulhu

Gimme Porn, Clerk

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Gross Pabst Craps

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I thought this place was really cool. The people working there were really nice, and as far as them not playing the smiths, they were at least playing the damned and the cure.
I had their BBQ TVP sandwich, and I agree it wasn't the best sandwich I have ever had (I wish they had toasted the bread), but it was pretty damn good.
They had only been open three days when I went in, so what do you expect? It's a new business, there are bound to be some kinks.
At least there's a coffee shop that isn't run by a bunch of pretentious thirty-somethings that has reasonably priced drinks and food.
18
get pounded colin.

give punks credit
19
Pounded Colin. Hot.
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Goofy Portland commenters
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(also, glorious, and also... I'm sad I missed this thread.)

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