Sex Jun 7, 2011 at 10:29 am

SL Letter of the Day: Cock Blocked by a Baseketfoothockeyball Star

Dan Savage
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Michael Jordan! Can you imagine how hard he slammed on your date? I can hear it now, your little uncommited heart breaking with every howling pound. Makes commitment seeeeeem better, but its not. Cant win when Michael Jordan is in the room...You got fucked by Michael Too congratulations!
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