There are two Oregon's - the teachers and public employee unions - and the rest of us working to pay them.

How's that class war working out for you?

There are two Oregons - the people that can place a simple apostrophe - and the rest of us making fun of them on blogs.

There are two Oregons: The people who overuse em dashes in the service of an excellent grammar snap, and the rest of us.

There are two Oregons: The people who use hyphens when they should use em dashes, and the people who attempt to grammar snap those people but subsequently and mistakenly refer to said hyphens as em dashes, thereby creating an opening through which a possibly unprecedented third Oregon can wriggle for the purpose of composing an almost-impossible-to-follow grammar snap of the previous grammar snap of the original grammar snap (which was also a grammar snap).

Still, there is a fair amount of public employee union money in there, right?