Sex Jun 10, 2011 at 4:51 pm

I'm Really Sad This Guy Couldn't Procreate

Sarah Mirk
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I don't know, he makes a great case for abortion.
Fruit Cup on June 10, 2011 at 5:07 PM Report this
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Yeah, but only combined with time travel.
eldepeche on June 10, 2011 at 5:26 PM Report this
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The billboard is really quite useful to the women of Alamogordo, giving them "needed information" so they can stay as far away as possible from this asshole.
Todd Mecklem on June 10, 2011 at 5:56 PM Report this
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@2, yes, that's what I meant. I'd totally abort that guy.
Fruit Cup on June 10, 2011 at 6:02 PM Report this
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You don't need time travel if you legalize them up to the 108th trimester.
Commenty Colin on June 10, 2011 at 6:40 PM Report this
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I never brought my 2 month old baby to a park.
And he's way too happy and rested looking, anyone with a baby knows that...
They can't walk, play or even enjoy watching others play at that age. I think he's there trolling for his next girlfriend, but that "negative baby" mojo's slowing down the rush...

I think we should take up a collection, send it to the girlfriend, have her take a pic with a condom that says
"A trip to the ladies room and .75 would have saved me the trouble and $500."
El Stunto on June 10, 2011 at 9:32 PM Report this
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The woman in this story actually had a miscarriage, not an abortion. He'd still be a total asshole, either way, but cripes, what a f*cking jerk.
Sisya on June 10, 2011 at 10:52 PM Report this
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y'know, just cause a prostitute makes you wear a condom, that doesn't mean she killed your baby
ebag on June 11, 2011 at 12:09 AM Report this
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Other things about this one:

He told the teenager he was about to have sex with that he had had a vasectomy, or was sterile for some other reason. That's why they fucked without a condom in the first place.

They did that despite the fact that she had multiple disabilities that would make carrying a baby to term dangerous, if she did in fact get pregnant.

Her name is Cani. That explains that "organization's" name at the bottom.

Anti-Choice America, meet your new public face.
on June 11, 2011 at 11:31 AM Report this
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is this meatloaf's mentally challenged cousin
the beav on June 12, 2011 at 2:03 PM Report this
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I'm glad to see the vitriol amongst the anti-life crowd here. I assume you will all be aborting any pregnancies of yours. And I just join with you in observing what a shame it is that you were not all aborted. You all are so excited that this child was aborted, and I just wish your parents could have joined in that same excitement, and I'm sure you all would have been just excited about your own abortions. You certainly aren't hypocrites, are you...?
on June 12, 2011 at 4:21 PM Report this
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You're actually right. My mom would have had a far more interesting life had she aborted me. But, you know, it was her choice.
Fruit Cup on June 12, 2011 at 8:16 PM Report this
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Actually string-of-all-caps-letters (or Sergeant Kentucky Pizza Fucker?) , I believe the point of the story was that a douchebag decided to publicly humiliate a girl he had sex with once, who subsequently miscarried. That's 'miscarried,' not 'aborted'. In the manner he chose to humiliate her, he also tried to score some very weird political points with...Well, idiots like you, I guess. Thanks for whining.
on June 13, 2011 at 10:14 AM Report this
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@Sargent Kitty Poo Fart: Not sure if trolling or just very stupid..
PDXwahine on June 13, 2011 at 2:38 PM Report this
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perhaps holding mince meat would be more realistic? but it seems the abortionist doctors missed a few candidates..no worries in time euthensia will clean up the unwanted and we could all pretend that hollywood life is heaven.
on June 13, 2011 at 9:02 PM Report this

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